Boy Mom Quotes Funny

Funny mom quotes and sayings about food: Buddy hackett “my mother’s menu consisted of two choices: “when i’m too big for you to hold, i’ll hold you instead.”.

Phyllis diller i want my children to have all the things i couldn't afford. Buddy hackett “my mother’s menu consisted of two choices: “hell hath no fury like a toddler who’s sandwich was been cut into squares when they wanted triangles.”.

“if you listen very quietly, it sounds like the rain is playing music in the grass and the trees.”.

A mother is the first love of her son, and a son is the whole world for a mother. “hiding in the bathroom with the door locked, eating nutella. It was a simple silly word that made me feel somewhat better about the way my son was behaving. I love you with all my heart, dearest son.” “i adore his smile, i cherish his hugs, i admire his heart but most of all… i love that he is my son.”